Vibe 98.6 · Liberty City Top 10
Smooth Operator
On air with Marcie Mustang
“Next up, Smooth Operator by Plucky Couple. A musical reminder that if you're cute enough, evidence becomes merely a suggestion.”
Marcie Mustang, Vibe 98.6
Smooth Operator lyrics
Intro
Quarter past midnight, thunder in the sky
The neighbors heard a crash, nobody knew why
The lamp hit the carpet, the shade rolled away
The suspect sat nearby like it was any day
Chorus
My cat denied all allegations
No remorse, no explanation
Eyes like diamonds, cold as stone
Claiming he was never home
My cat denied all allegations
Ignoring every accusation
The lamp went down, but he won't say why
Just flicked his tail and and winked his eye
Sax Solo
Verse 2
Interviewed the goldfish, interviewed the dog
Both accounts were shaky in the morning fog
The crime board's overflowing with red string and notes
Connections stretching farther than the city's harbor boats
Chorus
My cat denied all allegations
No remorse, no explanation
Every clue points back his way
Yet somehow he always walks away
My cat denied all allegations
Mastermind of devastation
The lamp collapsed beneath the night
But his alibi remains airtight
Outro
The suspect was last seen...
Sleeping in a sunbeam.
Vibe 98.6 is a fictional parody radio station from Shawn Geekory, the creator of Tooned-in. Every artist and song is made up. Lyrics by Shawn Geekory, music produced with Suno. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Rockstar Games or Take-Two Interactive.