Grand Theft Auto-Correct

Intro

Yeah...
This goes out to everybody who's ever been framed by predictive text

Verse 1

I texted "running late, save me a seat"
Phone changed it to "grab the van, meet me on the street"
I typed "buy some bread" on my way through town
Now somehow I'm the suspect they're describing downtown

Sent my mom a message, said "I'll be there at eight"
Auto-correct replied "the package crossed the state"
Every time I type, it's another bad scene
My phone's got me looking like a criminal kingpin

Hook

I said "pick up milk," it said "stick up Bill"
Now Bill's real nervous and he's hiding in the hills
Every word I type gets twisted even more
My keyboard's got a lawyer and a court date on the fourth

Verse 2

Tried to tell my buddy that I'd mow the lawn
Phone said "bring the crew, operation starts at dawn"
Wrote "need some batteries" for my garage project
Now the chat thinks I'm funding some secret suspect

Hook

I said "buy some bread," it said "bribe the feds"
Now there's black SUVs parked beside my shed
Every word I type gets twisted even more
My keyboard's got a lawyer and a court date on the fourth

Bridge

Your honor, I'd like to enter Exhibit A
I was only trying to order takeout that day.
Every text I send becomes a criminal report
My phone's been fingerprinted in felony court

Final Hook

I said "pick up milk," it said "Kidnap up Jill"
Now Jill moved away and changed her will
Every word I type gets twisted even more
My keyboard's got a lawyer and a court date on the fourth

Outro

Grand Theft Auto-Correct