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Vibe 98.6 · Liberty City Top 10

Passenger Princess

by The Trashy Bitches

⏱ 3:40MP3 · 5.2 MBHosted by Marcie Mustang

On air with Marcie Mustang

“The Trashy Bitches took centre stage this year when they burst onto the music scene with their hit single, Passenger Princess. We caught up with their lead singer, Loopy Lopez, to ask about her inspiration for the new gold record. Here's what she had to say: “I don't know, isn't that his job?” Yet another artist really putting themselves out there.”

Marcie Mustang, Vibe 98.6

Passenger Princess lyrics

Verse 1

He’s under the car again
Sunday morning, fighting it
Muttering at a bolt like
It personally offended him
Legs out, radio low
Grease stripe down his cheekbone

He tracks mileage like a cop
Every tick, every stop
I track snacks in the seat
gotta have something to eat
He’s like “oil’s looking thin”
I’m like “cool, I’m getting in”
If it starts and it moves
then thats my groove

Gas me up
I don’t touch the pump
That’s your department
I just sit and judge

Gas me up
Full tank, no stress
I’m a passenger princess
In my own address

He says “hear that little knock?”
I say “no, I hear a song”
He kills the music instantly
Now we’re both just… sitting quietly
He’s says this could get bad
I’m like “okay… call your dad”

he says “Transmission’s slipping tonight”
but im like “it’s still going right?”
“This is serious, don’t joke”
car guys are such serious folk

Gas me up
Don’t make it weird
I don’t do numbers
I just steer

Gas me up
Yeah this is known
You fix the car
I fix the tone

He says “you should learn this stuff”
I say “you seem passionate enough”
He says “what if I’m not around?”
I say “then I Uber out of town”

He’s under there, losing light
I’m inside like “we good, right?”
If it breaks, we’ll cross that then
That’s a future problem, friend

Gas me up
No further talk
If it still drives
I’m… not involved
(long pause)

Vibe 98.6 is a fictional parody radio station from Shawn Geekory, the creator of Tooned-in. Every artist and song is made up. Lyrics by Shawn Geekory, music produced with Suno. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Rockstar Games or Take-Two Interactive.