Vibe 98.6 · Liberty City Top 10
Robbed Twice a Day
by Greg
On air with Marcie Mustang
“First there was Madonna and then there was Drake. It takes a lot to be a single woman in the music industry, so Greg broke that mould. Greg's latest hit, Robbed Twice a Day, is rolling up the charts like a spliff. It was inspired by Greg's young life as an NPC in Vice City through the '80s.”
Marcie Mustang, Vibe 98.6
Robbed Twice a Day lyrics
I walk the same three blocks every day of my life
Past the same hot dog stand, past the same flickerin' light
I say the same six sentences, I wear the same blue shirt
And a man in a tracksuit kicks me in the dirt
He took my wallet Tuesday, took it Wednesday too
Took my wallet Thursday while I was tying up my shoe
I went and bought another, walked it home in the rain
And a fella in a ski mask shot me and took it again
Chorus
I get robbed twice a day, boys
I get robbed twice a day
A man drives up the sidewalk
And he blows me clean away
I awake by the bus stop
With the same thing left to say
"Hey buddy, watch the —"
(BANG)
And I'm robbed twice a day
There's a fella with a parachute who lands on me at noon
There's a lady with a rocket launcher singing me a tune
There's a kid who stole a fire truck and ran me through a wall
Then he tipped his hat politely but he didn't stop at all
Chorus
I get robbed twice a day, boys
I get robbed twice a day
A tank rolled through the farmer's market
robbed my rent and drove away
I'm just a guy named Greg
And I'm robbed twice a day
They stole my motorcycle
they drove into the bay
And the radio kept playing
The same six songs all day
The same six songs all day...
I get robbed twice a day, boys!
I get robbed twice a day!
But I put my pants on every morning
And I walk the same dang way!
(woah-oh-oh) Same three blocks
(woah-oh-oh) Same blue shirt
(woah-oh-oh) Same six words
Robbed twice a day
Vibe 98.6 is a fictional parody radio station from Shawn Geekory, the creator of Tooned-in. Every artist and song is made up. Lyrics by Shawn Geekory, music produced with Suno. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Rockstar Games or Take-Two Interactive.