Stepped on Lego

3 a.m.
The kitchen is dark...
He forgot... the minefield.

I was walkin' through the hallway
Just to get a glass of water
Didn't turn the lights on
Like a hero, like a martyr
But my son left out his kingdom
Little plastic bricks of doom
And I found the sharpest corner
Of the sharpest piece in the room

I felt the bite
I saw the light
My soul ascended through the night

I STEPPED ON A LEGOOOOO!!
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD BELOW!!
A thousand deaths in a single toe!!
I STEPPED ON A LEGOOOOO!!
IT WAS RED!! (IT WAS RED!!)
IT WAS SMALL!! (IT WAS SMALL!!)
IT WAS SHARPER THAN THEM ALL!!
I STEPPED ON A LEGOOOOO!!
AND I WILL NEVER BE THE SAAAAAME!!

I have walked through broken glasses
I have crossed a bed of nails
I have wrestled with a grizzly
I have sailed through hurricane gales
But NOTHING — NOTHING — NOTHING
Brings a grown man to his knees
Like a two-by-four brick Technic
In the arch between the threes

The pain was pure
The pain was TRUE
The pain turned all my vision blue

CHORUS

I STEPPED ON A LEGOOOOO!!
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD BELOW!!
A thousand deaths in a single toe!!
I STEPPED ON A LEGOOOOO!!
IT WAS BLUE!! (IT WAS BLUE!!)
IT WAS SQUARE!! (IT WAS SQUARE!!)
AND THE DEVIL PUT IT THERE!!
I STEPPED ON A LEGOOOOO!!
AND I WILL NEVER WALK AGAAAAIIIN!!

They say... a father's love... is endless...
They say... a father's patience... has no end...
But the man who leaves his Legos...
On the floor... will NEVER... be my FRIEND!!
ONE BRICK...
TWO BRICK...
RED BRICK...
BLUE BRICK...

I STEPPED ON A LEGOOOOO!!
(LEGOOOOO!!)
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD BELOW!!
(BELOOOOW!!)
A THOUSAND DEATHS IN A SINGLE TOE!!
I STEPPED ON A LEGOOOOO!!
I'M CALLIN' OUT!! (CALLIN' OUT!!)
I'M FALLIN' DOWN!! (FALLIN' DOWN!!)
I'M THE LOUDEST MAN IN TOWN!!
I STEPPED ON A LEGOOOOO!!

And I...
Will never...
Walk...
Barefoot...
Agaaaaaaain...