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Vibe 98.6 · Liberty City Top 10

Tax Attack

by The Trashy Bitches

⏱ 2:14MP3 · 3.7 MBHosted by Marcie Mustang

On air with Marcie Mustang

“Sliding into 6th place this week, fresh off last week's smash hit Passenger Princess, The Trashy Bitches are holding up the 6th most requested song in Liberty City with Tax Attack. We tracked down their lead singer, Loopy Lopez, to ask about all those gold records. Another true artist putting themselves out there.”

Marcie Mustang, Vibe 98.6

Tax Attack lyrics

Chorus

Here I am, doing taxes again
Different year, same old sin
Here I am, doing taxes again
Guess I never really win

Verse 1

Coffee cold, the numbers lie
Swore I just did this last night
Same dumb forms, same dumb pen
Sign it wrong, do it again

Pre-Chorus

Round it up, round it down
Lose a year, don't ask how

Chorus

Here I am, doing taxes again
Different year, same old sin
Here I am, doing taxes again
Guess I never really win

Verse 2

Receipts buried, playing dead
Digging through the life I led
Find a number, feels brand new
Turns out I already knew

Bridge

Where'd it go
Whole damn year
Blink once and
It's back here

Final Chorus

Here I am, doing taxes again
Different year, same old sin
Here I am, doing taxes again
Guess I never really win

Outro: feedback, crashing cymbals, guitar fades into noise

90s grunge rock, ~115 BPM, minor key, quiet verses and loud explosive choruses, distorted guitars, simple heavy drums, fuzzy bass, raw male vocals shifting from low monotone to aggressive shouting, slightly messy garage band feel, emotional but detached, minimal polished production

Vibe 98.6 is a fictional parody radio station from Shawn Geekory, the creator of Tooned-in. Every artist and song is made up. Lyrics by Shawn Geekory, music produced with Suno. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Rockstar Games or Take-Two Interactive.